DAFFYNITIONS by Felix Fojas

1. Feast

    To dine while facing the East.

2. Feel

    An amorous marine eel that caresses once held and fondled.

3. Female

    A woman fond of drinking ale.

4. Feminism

    A modern school of philosophy that teaches the tenet that women are always right.

5. Ferocity

    A tropical metropolis populated by fierce, cannibalistic tribes like Los Angeles for one.

6. Festive

    A jovial woman.

7. Fib

    The golden mean between a brazen lie and a white lie.

8. Fidelity

    An exemplary virtue exclusively practiced by the dead.

9. Fidget

    A jittery dwarf.

10. Fiendish

      Food for demons.

11. Figurehead

      A synonym for a Math expert.

12. Figure of Speech

      Sexy, seductive language.