Sunday, January 8, 2012

DAFFYNITIONS by Felix Fojas


1. Feast
    To dine while facing the East.

2. Feel
    An amorous marine eel that caresses once held and fondled.

3. Female
    A woman fond of drinking ale.

4. Feminism
    A modern school of philosophy that teaches the tenet that women are always right.

5. Ferocity
    A tropical metropolis populated by fierce, cannibalistic tribes like Los Angeles for one.

6. Festive
    A jovial woman.

7. Fib
    The golden mean between a brazen lie and a white lie.

8. Fidelity
    An exemplary virtue exclusively practiced by the dead.

9. Fidget
    A jittery dwarf.

10. Fiendish
      Food for demons.

11. Figurehead
      A synonym for a Math expert.

12. Figure of Speech
      Sexy, seductive language.

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